Eden?
So, it’s 4000 BC, and God is hovering over a void, and he says, ‘let’s do something’. So he creates a planet called Earth, a bunch of bright stars and a strange little creature he calls man.

He tells Adam and Eve, he says, ‘Look at everything I’ve made you. You’re absolutely free to do anything you like. But don’t touch that tree’, and he points to this tree in one corner. It’s not glowing, and it definitely isn’t fenced off. But God said not to eat its fruit.

So Adam and Eve are there living happily, and gardening. One day Eve is off strolling along the river bank and this snake comes along. He opens his mouth and says…

*to be continued - this is not an authorised translation - please refer to Genesis chapter one in the Bible.

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